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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
djvortivask
prokopetz

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

thecolossalennui

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the court finds you breached your duty of care

aka-maayan

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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

tipofthescepter

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only a partial judgment for you

thes3nator

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The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!


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